Category: Humor / Weird


  • UPS Guy: “Are you in law enforcement?” Me: “No way.”

  • , originally uploaded by seizethedave. Clicking on Flickr Explore can turn up some interesting results. This one… LOL So worth it.

  • A Girl’s Guide to Geek Guys is an excellent resource on how to date a geek.

  • One in five women would consider having both their breasts removed to reduce their odds of developing cancer, according to a survey on Monday. [Source: 20 pct of women would consider breast removal-study]

  • My mother found a bug in her salad while at a restaurant a couple weeks ago. The manager was horrified, gave us a free desert, and apologized profusely. Mom was not disgusted because this is the first bug she has found in perhaps 200-250 salads she has had from this place. Maybe more…. We go…

  • From Baylor University’s web site Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. … The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks,…

  • What are seedless grapes? Young grapes brought to market in a timely manner? Genetic mutations? What is so wrong about grapes with seeds?

  • Wow… the world is going to hell in a handbasket… A simulation where you can pretend to be Hef [1], the Internet is going to just get smuttier [2]. and stores can’t seem to actually enforce movie and game rating. [1] Who Wants to Be Hugh Hefner? (Wired News) [2] Filters, Laws Won’t Clean Up Net (Wired…

  • My conversation with an AI. Ezra: What’s your IQ? SC: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don’t know the answer to that! Ezra: Why not? SC: Why not? Ezra: Asked you 1st. SC: Oh. 😀 {CLARIFICATION} AI = Artificial Intelligence SC = SmarterChild (an internet messenger-based supposedly artifically intelligent conversation program – you talk to…