Overheard: A New Coworker?

Someone brought a baby. There are lots of strange noises from women making baby speak. The only thing I understood from all of that was, “Do we have a new employee?”

Get ’em started young, I guess. Teach ’em to be good employees before they learn to talk back.

Mass Emails

I find some of the emails that circulate around here funny. Here is an example.

A hubcap off someone’s vehicle was found in our parking lot.  Claim at front desk.