Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4

Category: Local

  • Super Secure

    Man: Make the password you send them: i-d-1-0-t Woman: Huh? Man: Write it down! Woman: Ohhh…. Both laugh.

  • Seven Hours a Day?

    Woman 1: You are on work 7 / 24 / 365 Woman 2: Yeah!

  • Maniacal Laughter

    Guy 1: “Should we be worried about the maniacal laughter coming from the next building?” Guy 2: “Huh. I am so used to hearing from my co-workers that I must not have noticed.”

  • Odd Question

    UPS Guy: “Are you in law enforcement?” Me: “No way.”

  • Hildegard’s

    I like Hildegard’s here in Valdosta. I just do not seem to get there often.

  • Sales Tax Free Weekend

    Mental Note: Avoid all stores until Monday. The last time I attempted to go shopping during such a weekend, it was worse than Christmas Eve. Stores were in such a sorry state of disarray. Stuff was thrown everywhere. The store floors looked like they had not been cleaned in days. The employees appeared as though…

  • Tom Bombadil

    Tom Bombadil, originally uploaded by sneezypb. Took this yesterday.

  • Open Everywhere

    Note for future reference… “Open Everywhere” does not mean literally that the movie will be available everywhere. Guess Georgia Theatre Company has better pursuits for making money like Left Behind or Sugar & Spice before they show highly rated or even anticipated movies like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. How soon I forget… Movies like The Color Purple and Elzabeth took…