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  • Tweets for Today

    08:25 Happy drunks are quaint. Apparently I radiate (explosive aura?) goodness when I walk into a room. Singls & dbles cricket wins. thx @tehomot # 10:44 Muppets are all puppets, but not all puppets are Muppets. ๐Ÿ™‚ # 11:04 @tehomot don't be jealous ๐Ÿ™‚ # 13:28 MC: "maybe you are the science experiment for God."…

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    08:25 Have a feeling these updates are going to require a restart. ๐Ÿ™ # 10:11 Purdue to fac in upgrade from Vista3 to Vista4. 1) rebuild, 2) delete, 3) migrated by someone else (aka no in place upgrade). # 13:01 Normally telework on Wed. Came into the office for a "Brown Bag" which work's calendar…

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    09:23 Oh noes! I am talking to myself. I must be getting old! # 09:27 It would be awesome to just "alter system switch brain" # 09:45 I thought the DST change was last year. Why are people having problems this year? # 10:06 Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball. # 10:26 Kramer's EKGs were…

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    10:53 I am not a Freethinker or a Vulcan. Yes, I do like science and logic. However, they are just a single part of the puzzle. # 19:31 [ photo at twitxr.com/sneezypb/updates/2995 ] # 21:04 @dgcombs Lucky you! Had 20 min for a Quiznos run. ๐Ÿ™ # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Read and post comments…

  • I have a universal face. People confuse me with others. In elementary school, a kid thought at first I was in another grade. My classmates attested to my proper grade. Turns out he confused me with someone a couple grades ahead. In 2000, Le Ann wanted to know the name of the girl she saw…

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    15:58 Talked to Mom. Took a back way home from Atl through Winder. They have a Mazzio's Pizza? The one back home closed in 1996. # 16:04 @lgerard Childproof means lacking children running around, right? Besides you have three to six months before she starts crawling, right? # 17:28 @dgcombs you should send a picture…

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    09:54 Had breakfast @ Mama's Boy. Mmmmmm Time for a nap. Running on 6 hrs sleep. Probably should post some of those pictures from yesterday? # 11:44 Chat is slow. Reviewing the logs to determine a pattern. Fast and slow transactions on same nodes. Not a busy day so low concurrency. Weird # 12:23 Ahhhh……

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    08:51 Ohhhh noes… No backup load balancer… Cross your fingers. I am on call this week. # 08:54 Brother's fiancee was offended people refer to Valentine's Day as Single's Awareness Day. How about Dinner Reservations Day? # 09:21 Am I a functional expert or a DBA? I guess both? # 09:54 @hijinksensue Sounds like you…

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    08:51 Meeting scheduled from 10am to 3pm (5 hours) on Mon. The scary thing is meetings usually run long by 10%. 60:6::300:30. # 16:59 Marathon meeting… 9:30am to 4:30pm with an hour lunch break… Good stuff though. Can't wait for the ppt… # 17:00 Apparently I neglect @toasstforbrekkie according to tweetstats.com/graphs/sneezypb # 17:03 @minarets correction……