Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4

Another Doppleganger?

I have a universal face. People confuse me with others.

  1. In elementary school, a kid thought at first I was in another grade. My classmates attested to my proper grade. Turns out he confused me with someone a couple grades ahead.
  2. In 2000, Le Ann wanted to know the name of the girl she saw me kissing on a street corner. Yeah, that wasn't me. I was at work.
  3. In 2002, I stopped going to Blimpie because an employee insisted I worked for SAFT. She refused to believe I did not or had not.
  4. In 2005, at a Cracker Barrel in Mississippi on a trip to Arkansas, a guy was staring at me. Eventually he came over to say "Hi" to his friend. It wasn't until he was a few feet away that he realized I wasn't his friend.
  5. In 2008, a coworker "saw" me in Atlanta while I was actually at work. I don't think she has been convinced it wasn't me. 🙁
  6. Also, in 2008, a hostess is sure I work at a local library.

Obviously I am not distinctive enough.

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