Funniest joke in the world: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the…
One night, this blonde calls up her boyfriend. “Honey, I need your help. I am trying to do this puzzle, and I just can’t get any of the pieces to fit. Not even one.” So the boyfriend asks, “What’s the puzzle of, dear?” “Well the picture on the box is a tiger.” So now the…
Wow… almost a week of nothing. Too busy, I guess. Here’s some stuff to tide ya until I get another chance to post sumtin’. Bass Ackwards…
I can’t decide… am I a stoical cynic or a cynical stoic?
Funny thing… went to the post office earlier… saw the DMV girl. She looked depressed. Time for the weekend.
ouch… Hotmail (does not deserve a link) has lowered their inactive time out. So if you do not check your email once every 30 days, then you lose everything in the account. Thankfully, I’ve kept my Hotmail account checked recently (except for the account that does not matter), but I imagine there are others that…
From the NEWS of the WEIRD archive. In September, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution profiled desolate Echols County, Georgia (between Valdosta and the Okeefenokee Swamp), well-known to the state’s judges because that is where they encourage lawbreakers to go when they really want them to leave the state altogether. The Georgia constitution prohibits banishing people from the state…
This Onion article is SO true. Used to empathize with the characters in the video game. Then I got over it and let them over and over, especially when I got to the point that sometimes it was more fun to die than to succeed. A new Slashdot Untitled by Mr. Apathy is out.
I was gonna see K-Pax, but that is nixxed. Was going to my car when I ran across a poor woman with a flat. She was calling home on a cell for help in how to change it. Offered my poor, but somewhat experienced services in changing it. I’ve only had 1, 2, 3… 4?…