Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4

Category: Database / Oracle

  • Overheard In The Office

    DBA: Some of you use stage in all lower case, some in all upper case, and some in mixed case. You have to all use one naming convention. The way you have written this, its not going to work. Programmer: That is why I am here. I need you to fix their stuff so it…

  • Physics Database

    Got another project. Setting up a web server with database for the Physics; deptartment. This will be for showing fossils. It will include pictures (maybe VR rotating images later) and descriptions. Sounds like an impressive site. Got to see the planned entry. Imagine button images of the various periods. Click on the button and you see…

  • Probed

    Two days in a row I have gotten emails that look like people testing whether or not I have a legitimate email address. Wish there was a plugin for my email program in which my filter could use to send a fake bounce message. The database works!! I actually connected to it. Now to create…