Several members of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology chapter of the Theta Tau fraternity are in campus-police custody today following a brutal hazing incident in which one robot remains missing and two others are in critical condition with extensive circuitry and servo-motor injuries, sources revealed Monday.<\/p>\n
The robots, experimental prototypes recently devised at MIT’s prestigious Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, were participating in an apparent initiation exercise that police say involved butyl alcohol and compressed air.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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