{"id":5800,"date":"2002-10-23T10:31:41","date_gmt":"2002-10-23T14:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/?p=5800"},"modified":"2011-04-21T13:33:12","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T17:33:12","slug":"first-lets-make-sure-hes-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/2002\/10\/23\/first-lets-make-sure-hes-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"First, let&#8217;s make sure he&#8217;s dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funniest joke in the world:<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\"><p>A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn&#8217;t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: &#8220;My friend is dead! What can I do?&#8221; The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: &#8220;Just take it easy. I can help. First,\u00c2\u00a0 let&#8217;s make sure he&#8217;s dead.&#8221; There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy&#8217;s voice comes back on the line. He says: &#8220;OK, now what?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/news\/news.jsp?id=ns99992876\" target=\"_new\">http:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/news\/news.jsp?id=ns99992876<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funniest joke in the world: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn&#8217;t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2021,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-from-xanga","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rUBW-1vy","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}