{"id":4597,"date":"2008-02-20T12:04:36","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T16:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/2008\/02\/20\/tweets-for-today-24\/"},"modified":"2011-02-09T20:48:17","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T00:48:17","slug":"tweets-for-today-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/2008\/02\/20\/tweets-for-today-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for Today"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" xmlns:at=\"http:\/\/www.sixapart.com\/ns\/at\">\n<ul class=\"loudtwitter\">\n<li><em>09:23<\/em> Oh noes! I am talking to myself. I must be getting old! #<\/li>\n<li><em>09:27<\/em> It would be awesome to just &quot;alter system switch brain&quot; #<\/li>\n<li><em>09:45<\/em> I thought the DST change was last year. Why are people having problems this year? #<\/li>\n<li><em>10:06<\/em> Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball. #<\/li>\n<li><em>10:26<\/em> Kramer&#39;s EKGs were the basis of the KITT computer. #<\/li>\n<li><em>10:41<\/em> The slew of work internal media announcements (aka spam) go into a folder named &quot;propaganda&quot;. Appropriate? #<\/li>\n<li><em>13:35<\/em> Who schedules a class on Friday night? Gotta do a downtime that Friday, so it is a bust. #<\/li>\n<li><em>14:13<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/anadolsky\">anadolsky<\/a> It was in the qualifications, right? #<\/li>\n<li><em>14:15<\/em> Tattoos and blue hair are nixed plans make me look more distinctive&#8230; Any other options? #<\/li>\n<li><em>15:23<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tehomot\">tehomot<\/a> Maybe we should have let Engineering investigate the cause before solving the issue? That way they would feel ownership. #<\/li>\n<li><em>15:26<\/em> Someone forget to pay the power bill? #<\/li>\n<li><em>17:35<\/em> HR must be reading our IM conversations. A coworker and I were talking about not being able to find it. #<\/li>\n<li><em>17:37<\/em> HR must be reading our IM conversations. We got an email with the location of the personnel handbook secs after typing it is missing? #<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear:both;\">      <a href=\"http:\/\/sneezypb.vox.com\/library\/post\/tweets-for-today-55.html?_c=feed-atom-full#comments\">Read and post comments<\/a>   |        <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vox.com\/share\/6a00c2251d28148e1d00e398de82cd0004?_c=feed-atom-full\">Send to a friend<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>09:23 Oh noes! I am talking to myself. I must be getting old! # 09:27 It would be awesome to just &quot;alter system switch brain&quot; # 09:45 I thought the DST change was last year. Why are people having problems this year? # 10:06 Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball. # 10:26 Kramer&#39;s EKGs were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1343],"class_list":["post-4597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-remotepost"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rUBW-1c9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ezrasf.com\/wplog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}