Some people call me a lush, so let’s say I was intoxicated and went to the restroom. The urinal talking to me? That alone would sober me up quite quickly. <\/p>\n
N.M. orders 500 talking urinal cakes – Yahoo! News:<\/p>\n
When a man steps up, the motion-sensitive plastic device says, in a woman’s voice that is flirty, then stern: “Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it’s time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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