Another Doppleganger?

I have a universal face. People confuse me with others.

  1. In elementary school, a kid thought at first I was in another grade. My classmates attested to my proper grade. Turns out he confused me with someone a couple grades ahead.
  2. In 2000, Le Ann wanted to know the name of the girl she saw me kissing on a street corner. Yeah, that wasn’t me. I was at work.
  3. In 2002, I stopped going to Blimpie because an employee insisted I worked for SAFT. She refused to believe I did not or had not.
  4. In 2005, at a Cracker Barrel in Mississippi on a trip to Arkansas, a guy was staring at me. Eventually he came over to say “Hi” to his friend. It wasn’t until he was a few feet away that he realized I wasn’t his friend.
  5. In 2008, a coworker “saw” me in Atlanta Gwinnett while I was actually at work. I don’t think she has been convinced it wasn’t me. 🙁
  6. Also, in 2008, a hostess is sure I work at a local library.

Obviously I am not distinctive enough.

Tweets for Today

  • 15:58 Talked to Mom. Took a back way home from Atl through Winder. They have a Mazzio's Pizza? The one back home closed in 1996. #
  • 16:04 @lgerard Childproof means lacking children running around, right? Besides you have three to six months before she starts crawling, right? #
  • 17:28 @dgcombs you should send a picture to the 56 one asking for the owner to leave a comment on your Flickr so you can find them. 🙂 #
  • 21:30 Pizzly = 1 polar bear + 1 grizzly parent. What a horrible, horrible name?!?! Alt is a Grolar. Not much better. #
  • 23:00 @lgerard since Knight Rider is so lame (+ Ford commercial spam)… Maybe our geeky hopes should go to 10,000 BC? #

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