How many languages can you speak? Which languages can you read or understand?
"I only speak two languages: English and bad English." Jack – Big Trouble in Little China
At one point I could claim French. However, its been so long since I last used it, those brain cells have mostly sloughed, I suspect. For those who think its like riding a bike, I spent a day in Paris four years ago. It made me embarrassed to ever claim I had taken 2 years of French in high school and 1 in college.