Blood, guts, gore, and yelling. Those are the principle features of a bunch of males at a party. When the party involves people showing off their PDAs, you KNOW it is a bunch of geeks and nerds.
We are what we are.
I did go down to the Florida Renaissance Festival. I enjoyed it. Probably will go back next year. Yes, I drooled over the claymores, flamberges, etc. I did ultimately buy a India-Indian dagger. Pretty.
No, I will not cut myself.