Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v.3.02

Three Flat Tires

I am driving somewhere and in a hurry because I am late. So naturally, Murphy's Law takes into effect and causes my car to rumble as though I have a flat. So I get out to take a look and mutter that I am so glad I have the flat fix stuff. I take a look and realize that I have not one or two but three flat tires at the same time. I realized that there is no way I have enough to fix all three. I called up my mechanic and didn't get anyone. I called my insurance company to get a tow and got a voice message that they were having technical difficulties.