Ezra S. F.

Geeks, Freaks, Computers, Hackers, Slackers, and other Lameness

About Me - If I Were A...

If I were a month, I would be: February, oh so cold! Yeah!

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: 6 AM

If I were a planet, I would be: Sedna

If I were an animal, I would be: a Polar Bear

If I were a direction, I would be: 23 N of East

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a footstool

If I were a historical figure, I would be: Alexander the Great's chef's son's friend's blacksmith

If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury

If I were a tree, I would be: a scrub pine

If I were a bird, I would be: a mockingbird

If I were a tool, I would be: a handsaw

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a weed

If I were a kind of weather I'd be: a scattered showers

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a chimera

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano

If I were a wild animal, I would be: still a Polar Bear

If I were a color, I would be: brown

If I were an emotion, I would be: confused

If I were a vegetable, I would be: a pumkin squash

If I were a sound, I would be: noise

If I were an element, I would be: carbon

If I were a car, I would be: a Honda Accord

If I were a song, I would be: Silence - Sarah McLachlan, Delerium, and DJ Tiesto

If I were a movie, I would be: Patton

If I were a book, I would be: a biography

If I were a food, I would be: a sweet potato

If I were a place, I would be: a plaque on some courthouse lawn

If I were a material, I would be: cloth

If I were a taste, I would be: sweet

If I were a scent, I would be: sweet

If I were a word, I would be: the

If I were a body part, I would be: a pinky toe

If I were a facial expression, I would be: stoic

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Physics

If I were a shape, I would be a: a tear drop

If I were a number, I would be: 42

If I were an article of clothing, I would be: khaki shorts